Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
→ To get away from the noise.

Which positions does a violist use?
→ First, third, and emergency.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?
→ You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

- Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests?

- Yes, sir.

- Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've finished my meal.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
→ Because he's Haydn!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
→ Bach in the saddle again.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?
→ It is usually still in the case.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
→ Because he liked sole music!

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
→ He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
→ He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.