Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

How is a heart like a musician?
→ They both have a beat :)

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beethoven!

- Beethoven who?

- Beethoven is too hot!

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
→ The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
→ Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?
→ Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?
→ A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the definition of perfect pitch?
→ When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None. They have a machine that does that now.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
→ The parrots of Penzance!