Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?
→ You get light music.

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
→ A new age song.

How do you make a bandstand?
→ Take away their chairs

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?
→ You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?
→ You get your job and your wife back.

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks.
The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

- Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career?

- No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

What is the definition of a major seventh?
→ A violist playing octaves.

A little monster was learning to play the violin, 'I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.

'You should be on the radio,' said his brother.

'You think I'm that good?'

'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off!'

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beethoven!

- Beethoven who?

- Beethoven is too hot!