Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room?
→ They never know when to come in.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
→ You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's a parrot's favourite song?
→ I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.

"What's the matter?!" she asked.

"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.

"What are you talking about?"

"We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
→ A pair of Re-bachs.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?
→ The knocking always speeds up.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
→ The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.