Snake And Hotdog
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?
→ A fangfurter!
Random joke from this category
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?
→ A fangfurter!
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?
→ No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken!
- Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
- Why? Do I look like one?
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
→ Square meals!
How can you make a soup rich?
→ Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
→ Because it's always on a sundae!
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?
→ A barrel organ.
How can you get rich by eating?
→ Eat fortune cookies.
What food are you able to can?
→ Cannibal (can able) food.
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
→ Read the label.