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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

What do sea monsters have for dinner?
→ Fish and ships.

What does a bee get at McDonalds?
→ A humburger!

When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become?
→ Lone Lee.

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.

I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"

The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?"
"Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."

What is a child's favourite type of Halloween candy?
→ Lots a candy.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
→ They get to meet their old flames!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?
→ A fangfurter!