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How can you get rich by eating?
→ Eat fortune cookies.

Why did the jellybean go to school?
→ Because he wanted to be a smarty

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!

What did the cook say to the dough?
→ I "NEED" you!

- Do you love me?

- Of course

- Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear

- Lemon meringue pie!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
→ Hop suey!

The Garlic Eater by I Malone

There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.

- Bartender: Sorry mister, can't give it to ya.

- Mushroom: C'mon, just one beer..please?

- Bartender: Nope, can't do it.

The mushroom looks around and says again, "C'mon, just..just one beer and then I'll leave you alone."

- Bartender: Look, for the last time... I'm not serving you the damn beer!

Finally the mushroom says to the bartender, "Hey, c'mon man...

I'm a Fun-gi!"

Why is money called dough?
→ Because we all knead it.

What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!