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Have you heard the latest scandal?
→ Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
→ Any place without a drive-up window.

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
→ Bullogna

How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
→ They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!

School Meals by R. E. Volting