Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

Which burgers love to act?
→ Ham-burgers!

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?
→ Stirring it.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
→ It sure gave them something to chew over.

- Is your food spicy Sir?

- No, smoke always comes out of my ears!

How do you make a dog float?
→ Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
→ Eat out.

The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. "This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc."
Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation.
Silence. "Well?" he finally asked, "What's this?" The waiter replied, "It's a friend of duck."

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
→ Pooched eggs!

What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
→ Both can smell it but can't eat it.