Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
→ You keep it waiting for three hours!

What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!

Food on the Table by E. Tittup

What's a snake's favourite food?
→ Hiss Cakes!

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
→ More ice cream!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
→ It was a crusty steed!

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

- Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold?
→ BITING humour!

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
→ They're too hard to peel.

A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.