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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
→ He foamed at the mouth.

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?
→ Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

- What's the matter with your dinner?

- Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

- Why are we running so fast?

- Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."

"You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried and now irritated waiter, "I can only serve one table at a time."

- Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog.

- Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
→ Filet delay!

The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

- Girl: How much is a soft drink?

- Waitress: Fifty cents.

- Girl: How much is refill?

- Waitress: The first is free.

- Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.