Apples For Sale

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.

He goes up to the farmer and says:

- Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?

The farmer replies:

- They are peanut butter and jelly apples.

The farmer hands him one and says:

- Here, try one.

So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says:

- Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples.

The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims:

- son of a gun - jelly!

The man says:

- These apples are great - give me some!

He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says:

- Hey, what's up with these apples?

The farmer says:

- They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one.

The guy takes a bit and exclaims:

- Son of a gun - ham!

The guy then says:

- Let me guess - I have to turn it around.

The farmer says:

- You got it.

The guy bites the other side and says:

- Cheese.

Again the man says:

- These apples are great - give me some.

Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says:

- What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?

The farmer tells him that:

- These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one.

The guy takes a bite out of it and says:

- Yuck! This apple tastes like shit!

The farmer says:

- Turn it around!