Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

If there were no food left, what could people do?
→ Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
→ A Chopin Liszt.

- They say she has a sharp tongue.

- Yes, she can slice bread with it.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Butter!

- Butter who?

- Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!

Why did Mrs. Tomatoe turn red ?
→ She saw Mr. Green Pea !

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She offered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.

"And more hair than Dad," added their son.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?
→ Hallowieners!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?
→ You get into hot water.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.

Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.

The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!"