Random joke from this category
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in Disneyland produced some strange results.
Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.
Donald Duck likes Dr. Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.
Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.
But Snow White adores 7up.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
→ An unidentified flying omelet!
- Would you like a duck egg for supper?
- Only if you quack it for me.
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
→ They won't talk no matter how you grill them!
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds?
→ Icerbergers with chilli sauce!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
- Why are we running so fast?
- Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
→ "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
