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Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp.
'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked.
'With a magnifying glass!'

- Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?

- Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.

- Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

Why are Australians like kiwifruit?
→ Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside..... and too many of them will give you the shits!

Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?
→ Because he had been told to ice it.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?
→ With a Crowbar!!!!!

Did you hear about the cannibal who committed suicide?
→ He got himself into a real stew.

What's the definition of a cannibal?
→ Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Who do hamburgers love on TV?
→ Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.