Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why are lifesavers better than men?
→ They come in five flavors.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?
→ Because the top said, "Twist to open."

- Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

- Joe: It's a bit tough.

- Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster.

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep?
→ On a bed of lettuce!

What do some burger eaters have?
→ A Hardee appetite!

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water."
One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have ketchup on it?"

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?"
"Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?
→ Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
→ Keep it waiting.