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Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
→ They saw the salad dressing!

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

Why are hamburgers essential to football?
→ Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What are Brazilian fans called?
→ Brazil nuts!

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

"There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?"

"Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

What musical instrument goes with cheese?
→ Picklelo.

What kind of dance do buns do?
→ Abundance.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?
→ 'Home on the Range'!