Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?
→ Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?"
"Go down the hall and turn left," replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
→ They chew the fat.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
→ Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one.

"Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

How did the dog make gold soup?
→ He put in 24 carrots.

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
→ They saw the salad dressing!

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.