Clinton Orders Lunch

Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.

A good looking waitress comes up and asks:

- Can I take your order?

Clinton says:

- Yes, I like a quickie!

She turns a little red and say:

- Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think you should even be suggesting something like that. I will come back when you are ready to order from the MENU!

As she walks away Gore leans over and says:

- Bill, its pronounced quiche.