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What song do burgers sing on the job?
→ Gristle While You Work!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!

- Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.

- Patron 2: I don't tip, either.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
→ Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water?
→ Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
→ Fish and ships!

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China.
Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
→ Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!

Sign at restaurant reads:
Eat here diet home