Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- My brother's on a seafood diet.

- Really?

- Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.

What are apricots?
→ Where monkeys sleep.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?
→ Fish and ships!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?
→ A thermomeater!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?
→ Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

Why are married women heavier than single women?
→ Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed, and they go to the fridge.

Sign at restaurant reads:
Eat here diet home

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
→ He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
→ They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."