Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?
→ The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?
→ During PRIME time!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?
→ I've been flamed!

How far do burgers go in school?
→ Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
→ I believe he's eating your lettuce.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?
→ The SALT talks!

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
→ You can't mash Frankenstein.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bean!

- Bean who?

- Bean working very hard today!

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?
→ Its other half.

Who can beat any burger at golf?
→ Any LINKS sausage!