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What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
→ A pizza can feed a family of four.

Making Snacks by San Widge

My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball

- Customer: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.

- Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
→ That hit the spots!

Which burgers are dishonest?
→ Cat-burgers! (burglars)

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
→ Any girl named Patty!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
→ You get very lumpy ice cream!

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
→ Have a short table!