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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?
→ She kept throwing out all the W's.

Least popular Halloween handouts:

• Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.
• Teeth removing Taffy
• Metamucil in a straw
• Ex-Lax Brownies
• Caramel Covered Zucchini
• Colored Crisco on a Stick
• Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts
• Chocolate Covered Prunes
• A Handful of Red Man
• Anything that ticks!

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?
→ A fruit punch.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?
→ A recipe spook.

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
→ He wanted a balanced meal.

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
→ It's PAN-demonium!

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?
→ Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

"Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease," says the waiter.

The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"

The Russian says, "What's a steak?"

The New Yorker says, "What's excuse me?"

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?
→ The meatball heros!