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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
→ His bark was much worse than it's bite!

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.

"Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied.

"The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist.

"They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained the waiter.

The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious.
Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Today's cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday."

"True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose."

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?
→ Fry-by-night!

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?
→ Well, it's back to the old grind!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug!

What cake wanted to rule the world?
→ Attila the Bun.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
→ Because the rice falls through the grill

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?
→ They think they are in a pickle.