Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
→ With burger alarms!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad.
Came the reply:
"I don't lay egg sir I just lay table!"

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
→ A sausage dog!

What do astronauts put on their toast?
→ Space Jam.

Men are like chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

- First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

- Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.

- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

- I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!

- I thought you were trying to get into shape?

- I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
→ He foamed at the mouth.