Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?
→ The beans keep slipping through the grill.

In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
→ A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
→ A booloney sandwich!

How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.

What is a dog's favourite food?
→ Anything that is on your plate!

What's another name for pickled bread?
→ Dill-dough.

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?
→ First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
→ It repeated on him.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
→ He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!