Biscuit Factory Job
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
→ Because he went crackers.
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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
→ Because he went crackers.
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Weedie Bix!!
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress?
→ Candice Berger!
Which burger is famous for a long nose?
→ Cyrano de Burgerac!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Beef!
- Beef who?
- Beef fair now!
What food is good for the brain?
→ Noodle soup.
- Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
- Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
- Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread?
- No.
- Oh, crumbs.
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
→ He couldn't stop eating swedes.
Who are the hamburgers favourite people?
→ Vegetarians!