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Red And Invisible
What's red and invisible?
→ No tomatoes.
Random joke from this category
What's red and invisible?
→ No tomatoes.
Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
→ Just spell "Evian" backwards!
How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give him a helping hand.
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?
→ They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
→ Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
What's a doll's favorite food?
→ Barbie-Q!
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
→ S&M&M.
Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
→ To test their meattle!
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
→ Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts