Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin?

- No more, mom. It's empty.

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge?
→ There are foot prints in the butter.

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?" The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
→ He was on a diet!

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
→ Because hot dogs are the wurst!

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.
The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
→ He wanted sweet and sour pork!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
→ By Spaghett-e-mail!

What is a cannibal's favorite food?
→ Baked Beings.

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?
→ The POTTED ones!