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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

- Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.

- Heck, Gloria - the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off - we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve?
→ To a meat ball!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go?
→ Oh, 'ewe' know!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
→ 'Hot dog!'

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?
→ A purple people eater.

What cheese is made backwards?
→ Edam.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
→ You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
→ A double!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?
→ 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!