Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

- Brother: Why? Is it broken?

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
→ They're great at the plate!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?
→ Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?
→ Dental floss!

- Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

- Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs?

- We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!

Why are oranges like bells?
→ You can peel (peal) both of them.

Which dog tastes better when eaten?
→ A hot dog.

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week?
→ Fry-day!