Food Jokes — most viewed jokes

When do burgers quit their jobs?
→ The day they decide to meat LOAF!

How does a burger acquire good taste?
→ With a little seasoning!

Is chicken soup good for your health?
→ Not if you're the chicken!

Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

What fish make the best sandwich?
→ A peanut butter and jellyfish

Why do penguins eat fish?
→ Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

- Doctor, Doctor, I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off.

- Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

How do you make a hamburger smile?
→ Pickle it gently!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?
→ Shortcake!

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!