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Top twenty things to do at a drive-thru:

- Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

- Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.

- Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.

- Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

- Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

- Order in another language.

- Be careful what neighborhood you are in.

- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.

- Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

- Ask how they fit into that little box.

- If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.

Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said:

- May I take your order?

When asked if they can take your order say:

- No, why can't I take yours?

- If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

- Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.

- Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

- Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

- Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

- When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.

- Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

- Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?
→ Ketchup baseball!

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?
→ You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Two cannibals were having their dinner.

- I don't like your friend.

- Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

- Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.

- Heck, Gloria, we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets! - the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
→ He knows a little ham goes a long way.

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Buttered host.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?
→ They say:

- Burgers can't be cheesy!

How do you make a hamburger green?
→ Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!