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What do parrots eat?
→ Polyfilla!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
→ Finding half a worm.

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
→ The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!

- First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat!

- Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

- First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
→ He became a vegetarian.

What did one strawberry say to the other?
→ "Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

- I'd say he was spineless.

- Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.