Random joke from this category
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.
"What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?"
"Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?"
"Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.
"Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly.
Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.
"Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely.
"Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!"
Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?
He was found in a brick.
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden.
He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old buddies about it.
- Gee, it must have really hurt when they shot all that silicon into your chest to make your breasts.
- Not really, I hardly felt it.
- Well, it must have really hurt when they chopped off your manhood!
- Nope, I didn't really feel it either. The only thing that really hurt was when they drilled a hole in my skull and sucked out half my brain!
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
