Mental Power Outages

My friend is so stupid:

• He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• He thought a quarterback was a refund.
• He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
• He thought General Motors was in the army.
• He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
• He tripped over a cordless phone.
• Wrote "Taurus" where it said "sign here."
• He thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.