Random joke from this category
Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didn't. One day his neighbor Nibley could stand no more.
"Do you realize," asked Nibley, "that you and I know all there is to be known?"
"Do you really think so?" said Chaffee. "How do you figure that?"
"Easy," answered Nibley. "You know everything except that you're a damn idiot. And I know that!"
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?
→ He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?"
"Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"
Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
→ She thought it was Diet Coke.
- IRS Agent: What's all this?
- Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
→ The color.
