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A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks, and when he opens the door he sees 2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him: Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night?
What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?
→ A new last name.
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold?
→ Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them:
- Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!
The girls stop and look at each other:
- Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
- Doctor, I just can't undress in front of you.
- All right, I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through.
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness:
- Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?
- Put them on the chair, on top of mine.
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted to watch the INDY 500. The second one wanted to watch the sexy Shawn Michelson WWF. The third nun said she wanted to watch the knitting channel so she can knit some mittens for the kitchen. The fourth nun said she wanted to watch the discovery channel on how a baby is born. After some dicussion, they all decided to flip channels every 2 seconds so they can watch the same things.
This is what is sounded like: And they're off! They're on top of each other! In...
Out...
In...
Out... and yes, the baby is born!
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
→ Kneel to the Chief!
A little girl asks her father:
- Where do little girls come from?
The father says:
- They come from a hard-on.
The little girl then asks her father:
- Where does a hard-on come from?
The father says:
- Little girls!
What is a yankee?
→ A quickie, but you do it yourself.
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
→ Let everyone go first!
