Chicken Farmer

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says:

- Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks:

- What is your occupation?

The woman replies:

- I'm a whore.

The accountant balks and says:

- No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.

The woman:

- Ok, I'm a prostitute.

- No, that is still too crude. Try again.

They both think for a minute, then the woman states:

- I'm a chicken farmer.

The accountant asks:

- What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?

- Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.