Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
→ Polly want a quacker!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?
→ Because time will tell.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
→ A lot of crackling on the line!

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
→ He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince?
→ Old King Coal!

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
→ Apesy daisy!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
→ The skeleton crew.

What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new?

What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!

Why did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
→ Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.