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What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
→ Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
→ A great walkie-talkie!

Do you know the time?
→ No, we haven't met yet!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
→ Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
→ The bear hug!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
→ Time to get it fixed.

How do rabbits get to work?
→ By rabbit transit!