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Telephone Wedding
How did the telephones get married?
→ In a double ring ceremony!
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How did the telephones get married?
→ In a double ring ceremony!
How does a skeleton call her friends?
→ On a telebone.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
→ Rabbit Hood.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
→ A harenet.
What gives a gorilla good taste?
→ Four years in an Ivy League school!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
→ A bird that lays down!
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?
→ It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
→ He was booed off stage.
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?
→ It speaks in Polly-syllables!