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What do young ghosts call their parents?
→ Deady and Mummy.

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?
→ Cruising on a clipper.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?
→ Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!

- First witch: My beauty is timeless.

- Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

Why did the vampire take up acting?
→ It was in his blood.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
→ Tele-Scope.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!

- I want a hair cut please.

- Certainly, which one!