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- I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.

- You don't want justice - you want mercy!

What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
→ Meals on Wheels!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?
→ Knights and crosses!

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?
→ A fair cop!

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
→ You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the Boy explained, so "I'm looking for the seal!"

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
→ Five after one.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
→ You get a tizzy signal!

Why was the broom late?
→ It over swept!