Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
→ Twenty after one.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?
→ He was waxing lyrical!

Why do barbers make good drivers?
→ Because they know all the short cuts.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
→ Because he is lying.

- Knock Knock.

- Who's there?

- Stan.

- Stan who?

- Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

Where you you fing a dog with no legs?
→ Right where you left it.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?
→ The ghoulscorer.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
→ Time to get a new car.

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?
→ Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but it takes eight million years.