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Ghost Safari
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
→ He was a big-game haunter!
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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
→ He was a big-game haunter!
What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head?
→ Petal!
How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ 2, the trick is getting them IN there.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
→ A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Do Apes kiss?
→ Yes, but never on the first date!
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
→ Ban-she, ban-she!
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
→ He wanted to see how long he slept.
Where you you fing a dog with no legs?
→ Right where you left it.
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
→ Blood type-writers.