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What does a vampire take for a cold?
→ Coffin syrup!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
→ They have big fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
→ He wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
→ A bird that talks in morse code!

What should you call a bald teddy?
→ Fred bear!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
→ By long distance.

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
→ Because they're always out for blood!

What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
→ In-grave-ing.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
→ Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
→ Tagliateddy!