Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What brings the monster's babies?
→ The Frankenstork.

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Orange.

- Orange who?

- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What kind of apple has a short temper?
→ A crab apple.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?
→ D K

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abba

- Abba who?

- Abba'out turn! Quick march!

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
→ A flat minor.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
→ 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
→ Because they travel in schools.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
→ Bolt upright.

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
→ Gorilla My Dreams!