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Frog Eggs
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
→ They sit eggsaminations !
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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
→ They sit eggsaminations !
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
→ He was going as a banana.
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
→ He found time-consuming.
Have you ever seen a duchess?
→ Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abe
- Abe who?
- Abe C D E F G H...!
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
→ A bee with a cold !
As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
→ Issues a royal pardon !
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abbey
- Abbey who?
- Abbey stung me on the nose!